Imagine being a random cop at Miami Metro

"Did you hear about Deb? She was dating a serial killer."

"Dude, that's crazy."

next year

"Did you hear about Doakes? Turns out he was a serial killer."

"Dude, that's crazy."

two years later

"Did you hear about Deb and Lundy? They were shot by a serial killer"

"Dude, that's crazy"

next week

"It turns out it wasn't a serial killer, it was a serial killer's daughter. And Quinn was dating her."

"Dude, that's crazy."

next day

"Did you hear about Dexter's wife? She was killed by a serial killer."

"Dude, that's crazy."

two years later

Did you hear about Dexter? He's dating a serial killer

Dude, that's crazy.

next year

Did you hear about Deb? She was killed by a serial killer

Dude, that's crazy.

Like how the hell was Miami Metro Homicide never audited for being the Mecca of serial killers?