What's the dumbest thing you've done while cooking

Mine was probably when I had the bright idea to throw some chicken in my instant pot before work, so I could use it to make lunch right when I got home without having to wait for it to come to pressure, Wait for it cook, wait for it to cool (I was shredding it w my hands)....wasn't until I got to work that I realized how dumb I am for not considering that the chicken would be unrefrigerated for nine hours 🙄 don't try to be smart at 4am when you're still half asleep, trust me, it won't work.

What are your dumb airheaded cooking moments?