I’m a pathetic Silver player. Are there any Onyx players here in Pennsylvania or the surrounding states that will bang my wife? She wants a high level experience, and I can’t provide it.

I live in Carbondale, east of Pittsburgh, but west of Philadelphia just north of Scranton. I will pay for your travel fees if you are out of state and of course, I will pay for the entire experience. Please satisfy her. She is very needy right now.