Let's take a moment to appreciate Mississippi Valley State's Historic Season

Mississippi Valley State is out here sculpting a legacy with a -44.56 KenPom rating, proudly sitting 364/364 like it’s the VIP seat at the bottom. Offense? Dead last. Defense? Also dead last. The second-worst team at -26.83 is basically the Golden State Warriors by comparison. This isn’t just a trainwreck; it’s a chaotic masterpiece that deserves its own banner. They’re so far behind, their highlight reel is just footage of the mascot accidentally wandering onto the court. Bravo MVSU! Dear God, I pray that MVSU makes the tournament by winning their conference tourney. This would be absolute proof that miracles do happen.