Lost my job today after making my company over £1million. Please someone cheer me up you funny Brits?

I'm counting on you dry witty fuckers to make me giggle.

EDIT: Wow. I came back and you guys are just the best. Thank you so so much for this huge amount of hilarious comments. I will be reading these tomorrow and my faith in humanity will instantly be restored 🥲🤣🩵 The Brits always know how to laugh through hard times, I knew I could trust you! x