Best or weirdest/worst named businesses in Calgary? Taken from a thread in r/edmonton

After seeing a thread on this in Edmonton I immediately thought of Platinum Grover. It's been around for several decades and I still smirk and think of Super Grover from Sesame Street.

"A fun discussion. What are the best or weirdest/worst named businesses? This is judging on the name only; there should be no criticism of the business itself." - u/FrostyDynamic