What are things that you have taken literally lately and you don’t realize what the person meant till way later or until someone else told you?

I’ll go first. Yesterday I pulled out my ID and the triage worker asked for my date of birth and I said I’m born in 1989, he said you sure it’s not 99? So I was like umm yeah I think I know what year I was born, plus it’s on my card. Anyways after like 5 hours I realized he probably meant that I look younger? I mean I’m 35 and that’s not very old to begin with. Why do people make things so confusing ?