Tell me about a time you did something you knew you shouldn’t have, but you did it anyway because it felt good? What did you do?

I’ve been up since 4:30 with my toddler and want to enjoy some stories from the realm of adult conversation.

All answers welcome, from deep dark secrets to trivialities. Did you drunkly snog a coworker who you knew was married? Hook up with an ex? Eat a whole Colin the caterpillar cake to yourself? Clean inside your ears with a cotton bud? I need to know.