I wish I knew what AOs are thinking about rn

Like I wanna know if they like my essays 👉👈 shawty I worked so hard on them for you... Did you cry at the 4th paragraph of my personal essay? I did when it happened to me.

I expect my essays to have been hung on the walls of the admissions offices. 'Tis the season for the Christmas Story, did they write A++++++++++++++ across the chalkboard and hold it up as the best essay ever written? They better have.