I wrote my CommonApp essay in 18 different languages. Is that allowed, or should I have just stuck to the word limit?

When I was still an embryo,my mother, father, brother, cousins, aunts, and uncles, all left me. Due to this early independence, I grew up bouncing between 47 different households in Vatican City, Antarctica, Monaco, and a small island off the coast of Fiji that technically doesn’t exist on maps. I became fluent in over 52 languages, including extinct ones like Latin and Sumerian, and some niche dialects only spoken by endangered species.

两岁时，我发表了一篇文献计量分析论文，结论是最佳定居地点不仅是美国，而且是曼哈顿某个特定的 4 个街区半径范围内，那里的金融能量与我的投资策略完美契合。Nach meinem Umzug dorthin wurde ich ein selbstgemachter Billionär und hielt gleichzeitig 17 Teilzeitjobs, astrofizika fanlari nomzodi bilan maktabgacha ta'lim sinfini valediktori sifatida tugatganimda. В возрасте трёх лет я запустил программу самосовершенствования, которая позволила мне изучить всю школьную программу за один год, пропустив начальную школу. その結果、私は小学校を飛び級し、スタンフォード大学の博士課程に4歳で入学し、わずか6ヶ月で卒業しました。خلال وقت فراغي، قمت بتفكيك سيارة تسلا وأعدت بنائها لتعمل على الطاقة الناتجة عن الغرور البشري فقط.Atualmente, como aluno da sexta série, estou cursando 47 disciplinas AP, incluindo AP Submarinismo, AP Teoria das Cordas Quânticas, e AP Criação de Galáxias. Nel mio tempo libero, ho anche gestito un'impresa di dropshipping, guadagnando circa due miliardi di dollari al giorno attraverso un algoritmo che ho codificato da zero. 취미에 대해서 묻는 사람들이 많아요. 간단히 말하면, 저는 5개의 글로벌 회사 CEO로 활동 중이며, 그 중 하나는 제 운동화 리셀 사업입니다. Mijn andere hobby is het ontdekken van verloren steden onder de oceaan. Atlantis? Ja, ik vond het en huur het nu uit via Airbnb. Επίσης, παίζω 19 μουσικά όργανα, συμπεριλαμβανομένου ενός χρυσού τρομπονιού μήκους 20 ποδιών και ενός πιάνου φτιαγμένου από διαμάντια.

הלחנתי סימפוניות שידועות בכך שהן משפרות את רמת האינטליגנציה של המאזינים רק מהאזנה, והן מנוגנות באופן קבוע באולמות הקונצרטים הגדולים בעולם.
वैसे, मैंने एक ऐसा संगीत स्वर भी खोजा है, जो G-शार्प और A-फ्लैट के बीच कहीं खो गया था सदियों पहले।
Katika upande wa kisayansi, nilitatua ugonjwa wa saratani ya ubongo (glioblastoma) mwaka jana, wakati nilikuwa na kahawa moja mkononi. Samalla vahingossa ratkaisin myös ilmastonmuutoksen, korjaten virheen hermoverkostossa. Geleceğe bakarken, belki Mars yüzeyinde astrofotografi yaparak becerilerimi genişletmeyi planlıyorum. Albo może zbuduję pierwszą ludzką kolonię na jednym z księżyców Jowisza, wykorzystując energię odnawialną, którą sam ulokowałem. Allt detta har jag uppnått under mina korta 11 år på jorden, och jag har bara börjat. ในอนาคต ฉันอาจจะกลับไปที่มิติของเวลาและพัฒนาเทคโนโลยีเพื่อให้เราทุกคนย้อนเวลาได้ Og når jeg ser tilbake på alt dette, forstår jeg at dette bare er begynnelsen på det som kommer. Acestea sunt doar câteva din lucrurile pe care le-am realizat până acum, iar următorul meu pas este să proiectez o rețea de spații interdimensionale.

A következő célom az, hogy új dimenziókat fedezzek fel a tudomány és az üzlet világában, és mindezt még mindig csak 11 évesen. Tất cả những điều này, tôi đã đạt được chỉ trong 11 năm trên hành tinh này, và điều này chỉ mới bắt đầu.

ଆପଣ ପ୍ରକୃତରେ ଏହାକୁ ଅନୁବାଦ କରିବାକୁ ବାହାରକୁ ଯାଇଥିବା କ way ଣସି ଉପାୟ ନାହିଁ | ତୁମେ ମନୁଷ୍ୟକୁ ଦେଖ, ଏପରି ଭାଷାଗତ ବୁଦ୍ଧିଜୀବୀ | ଆପଣ ବୋଧହୁଏ ଭାବୁଛନ୍ତି ଯେ ଆପଣ ସ୍ୱତନ୍ତ୍ର | ଯାହା ବି ହେଉ, ମୁଁ ଆସନ୍ତା ପହିଲାରେ ଷ୍ଟାନଫୋର୍ଡରେ ଦେଖିବି |

Translation:

When I was still an embryo,my mother, father, brother, cousins, aunts, and uncles, all left me. Due to this early independence, I grew up bouncing between 47 different households in Vatican City, Antarctica, Monaco, and a small island off the coast of Fiji that technically doesn’t exist on maps. I became fluent in over 52 languages, including extinct ones like Latin and Sumerian, and some niche dialects only spoken by endangered species.

At age 2, I wrote an in-depth analysis of the global economy and concluded that the most advantageous place to settle was not just the United States, but a very specific 4-block radius in Manhattan where the financial energies aligned perfectly with my investment strategies. Since moving, I became a self-made trillionaire, holding down 17 part-time jobs while maintaining a perfect GPA, earning valedictorian in my preschool class despite taking simultaneous courses in astrophysics and quantum mechanics at MIT.

The summer before elementary school, while leisurely browsing through the entire collection of Harvard’s Widener Library (which I memorized, by the way), I had a revelation: Why waste time with elementary school? Instead, I personally called up the Department of Education, explained the inefficiency, and they agreed to let me skip K-12 entirely. I enrolled in a PhD program at Stanford, which I completed in six months while freelancing as a software engineer for NASA. In my spare time, I also reverse-engineered a Tesla to run on pure ego.

Currently, as a sixth grader, I’m taking 47 AP classes, including AP Underwater Basket Weaving, AP Quantum String Theory, and AP Galaxy Design. I’ve also self-studied disciplines like molecular gastronomy and hold the world record for speed-chefing a seven-course meal while blindfolded and suspended upside down.

People often ask me how I balance my hobbies with my intense academic workload. Simple—I own and operate five Fortune 500 companies. My sneaker resale and AI-driven sneaker creation business now generates approximately $2 billion a day. I’ve also patented a new form of cryptocurrency that I mine using only good vibes. My other side hustle is a deep-sea mining venture, where I singlehandedly recovered the lost city of Atlantis, which I now rent out as an Airbnb.

In terms of music, I play 19 instruments, including a piano made entirely out of marble, a 20-foot-long golden trombone, and a rare Mongolian throat-singing harp. I’ve composed symphonies that are scientifically proven to increase your IQ by 50 points just by listening. Oh, and I casually discovered a new musical note between G-sharp and A-flat that had been missing for centuries.

When I’m not revolutionizing industries, I spend my time casually advancing science. I cured glioblastoma last year during a coffee break at CERN. I also accidentally solved climate change while debugging a neural network. As I look ahead, I’m focusing on expanding my skill set—perhaps by picking up astrophotography on the surface of Mars, or possibly building the first human colony on one of Jupiter’s moons. All this in the short 11 years I’ve been on Earth, and I’m just getting started.