AITAH for my response after my friend kept bragging about her boyfriend’s dick size
I (F) have a friend (F) who recently started dating a guy she met on some dating app. They’ve been together roughly 3 months I think
Ever since she got with him she’s been humble bragging about his alleged penis size. She will make these subtle remarks about them needing sooooo much lube, that she’s sore today wink wink and all that shit
No one in my group (there’s 6 of us in total, all 22-24f) spoke up about it and we always let it slide or laughed it off. However it was cringe because she clearly wanted us to know - hell probably picture her man’s wiener. FYI she’s never done this sort of thing before. She’s typically private when it comes to intimate info like that so this is out of character
ITS SO DAMN. ANNOYING. AND. UNNECESSARY. AND TMI.
A few days ago we all went to brunch. I ordered a drink that came in a glass that looked semi phallic and someone jokingly said “eh that’ll do”.
The DickBragger burst into laughter and immediately managed to make a pervy reference to her boyfriend somehow
I was extremely fed up. I finally told her that I’m very curious at this point and need to see hard physical evidence of said penis. I said that everyone at the table is curious about this mythical sausage and wants to see with their own eyes if the urban legends are true.
I told her to show me a picture of her bf’s penis ASAP so I can verify her claims independently. I explained that I established an interim dick size accuracy committee.
Obviously she got angry and said that I’m not funny. I told her that I wasn’t joking and genuinely wanted to see it for myself with my own eyeballs that I trust. She said that she obviously wouldn’t share any dick pics and that I’m fucked in the head
We ended up having a HUUGE argument and she left early, alone.
So now there’s 2 camps ~ some saying that I crossed a line and went too far with my joke, others saying they’re relieved that someone finally spoke up. AITAH??