Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex:

  • You can GET chocolate.
  • Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
  • You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  • You can have chocolate in in public.
  • If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.

  • The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

  • You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

  • No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.

  • Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

  • You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

  • You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

  • Size doesn't matter - though more is still better.